January 2012
22 posts
Real fucking romance
Me: Honey, at the end of the day he has a 7 yr old and I have I live in bf. There ain’t any rill romance in this sitch. At best, I end up with a 37 yr old sugar daddy D: You kidding? I’d murder for a 37 year old sugar daddy
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
It hasn't stopped snowing since 11am
So pj’s, delivery Tv dinners from Reggies Rock House, and a best of ‘11 movie marathon it is then.
Jan 21st
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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D and me on my slow collapse into insanity. Bitch...
D: Well at least you aren't listening to Adele
Me: Someone Like You? Jesus, how did you know? Came up on my iPod which started the ugly cries on the way home.
D: That is the most evil song ever written.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
Jan 16th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Currently eating hangover pasta with homemade...
All from the comfort of a 39th floor penthouse downtown. Just… Unf. Loving every minute of this.
Jan 9th
Ugh
Yeah, I know it’s life in the big city, but so sick of these crackheads acting like crackheads on the mass transit. Shut the fresh hell up already. Smh.
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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Free Zoya Nail Polish! →
I love keeping up a straight nail game and getting free things, so if you do to get yourself over to Zoya for some free polish swag. Hell, this usually goes for $8 a pop so this isn’t a sham deal. Go.  
Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
21 posts
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The Most Unexpectedly Awesome Gift Award for 2011
Has to go to the Cheesecakes Factory gift card from my rad aunt. Yeah, that place has been overrun by out of towners for years and it’s Kind of embarrasing, but I have to say, I have a legit soft spot for CF. Their salmon firecrackers rolls and french vanilla cheesecakes are fucking good. Sue me, bitch.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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I recently told a stranger at a bar that I'm not...
Two seconds later, I realized that that’s more of a metaphor for my life than anything else, really.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 11th
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I need inspiration to leave the house right now.
Despite the fact it’s Friday, it’s cold as tits and I’m a hot mess generally speaking. Someone please tempt me with food, drinks, or treats. Edit: my famous artist friend is having a party sponsored by Three Floyds. My bitch ass just found the light and a taxi.
Dec 10th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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“This sounds like a choir of angelic pussies.”
– A, on Bon Iver.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
All day long, people have been pissing on me and...
It began with my cat pissing on my shoes this morning and only went downhill from there. Someone can just go ahead and kill me already.
Dec 1st
November 2011
29 posts
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“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. It’s...”
– Daniel Craig, on the Kardashians. The slow clap is happening right now in my little corner of the universe.
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
What's New
Oh, you know, not much: Thanksgiving at boyfriend’s was a drunken mess complete with all the sloppy horrible holiday shenanigans one can imagine, including his beyond-fucked-up cousin who kept saying he was going to punch someone in the vagina while the bf’s grandma was on the verge of tears. Talk about family dysfunction. There wasn’t enough bottles of wine to make that an...
Nov 28th
Nov 24th
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