February 2012
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Every once in awhile I'll get approached on the...
Today is one of those days. Honey, you’re wearing sunglasses at 8:30 on a winter’s evening and you don’t know who Paul Simon is. Best keep walking.
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January 2012
26 posts
This morning has me feeling a little brain dead
But then again, I can’t stop myself from having this goofy smile plastered on my face. This is the happiest and most relaxed I’ve been in a while; last night will be running through my head all day long guaranteed.
When you're at a party
And there’s that one guy who won’t shut up about his career and work. Kill. Me.
Real fucking romance
Me: Honey, at the end of the day he has a 7 yr old and I have I live in bf. There ain’t any rill romance in this sitch. At best, I end up with a 37 yr old sugar daddy
D: You kidding? I’d murder for a 37 year old sugar daddy
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It hasn't stopped snowing since 11am
So pj’s, delivery Tv dinners from Reggies Rock House, and a best of ‘11 movie marathon it is then.
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D and me on my slow collapse into insanity. Bitch...
D: Well at least you aren't listening to Adele
Me: Someone Like You? Jesus, how did you know? Came up on my iPod which started the ugly cries on the way home.
D: That is the most evil song ever written.
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Currently eating hangover pasta with homemade...
All from the comfort of a 39th floor penthouse downtown. Just… Unf. Loving every minute of this.
Ugh
Yeah, I know it’s life in the big city, but so sick of these crackheads acting like crackheads on the mass transit. Shut the fresh hell up already. Smh.
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Free Zoya Nail Polish! →
I love keeping up a straight nail game and getting free things, so if you do to get yourself over to Zoya for some free polish swag. Hell, this usually goes for $8 a pop so this isn’t a sham deal. Go.
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December 2011
22 posts
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The Most Unexpectedly Awesome Gift Award for 2011
Has to go to the Cheesecakes Factory gift card from my rad aunt. Yeah, that place has been overrun by out of towners for years and it’s Kind of embarrasing, but I have to say, I have a legit soft spot for CF. Their salmon firecrackers rolls and french vanilla cheesecakes are fucking good. Sue me, bitch.
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I recently told a stranger at a bar that I'm not...
Two seconds later, I realized that that’s more of a metaphor for my life than anything else, really.
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I need inspiration to leave the house right now.
Despite the fact it’s Friday, it’s cold as tits and I’m a hot mess generally speaking. Someone please tempt me with food, drinks, or treats.
Edit: my famous artist friend is having a party sponsored by Three Floyds. My bitch ass just found the light and a taxi.
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This sounds like a choir of angelic pussies.
– A, on Bon Iver.