have you forgotten
about everyone’s favorite alaskan family, the palins, too? i sure did, despite the whole quarter of a million dollar wardrobe thing, the bizarre name choices, and the fact that sarah would have been the first lady vice prez. ANYWAY, it appears that bristol is riding the family’s fame train and selling her baby pictures to people for a cool 300,000 bucks. honey, we know that you and...
It’s never good to stereotype. All of your guests are individuals with...– —Amy Sedaris I received Hospitality Under the Influence for Christmas and all I can think about is how much I want to be Amy Sedaris or at least be invited to one of her parties.
i'm pretty sure...
that we are the only family that has the annual christmas tradition of getting plastered and then hearing my mom sing the theme from the snowman ( “walking in the air”) with my dear aunt. every year. happy holidays.
I want/need to assemble some kind of sleeping space for myself. The whole sleeping bag and leaking air mattress are not cutting it. So you know what that means, time for bed porn, kiddies! Granted, the color scheme on the bed isn’t my style, but I am digging that green wall, aren’t you? And forget it, I have fallen for the new take on that 4 poster bed. Get in my room! CB2 Indie...
... and then things just got awkward.
Manager: Did you have any questions?
Me: Actually, I was wondering if this is a chain or is this a privately owned restaurant?
Manager: Well we own two other places, a thai restaurant down the street, and Underground.
Me: Oh yeah? Sounds great!
Manager: It is, we are really into marketing an entire lifestyle brand.
Me: Well what's Underground modeled after, the same concept as here?
Manager: No, a Jewish bomb shelter.
After recovering from a drunken night with my dear coworkers, moving to a new place all by myself, and dealing with my lovely new neighbor who has his subwoofer turned up to max playing C-list 70’s pop music, I NEEDED THIS. Not one of the best Pot Psychology installments, but who cares, it really lifted my spirits. Tracie and Rich are the shit.
You will never need to worry about a steady income.– My fourtune via Oriental Pearl fortune cookie…exactly what I needed to hear right at this moment…
reverting to youth via oz
I desperately, desperately want this. I was gifted one when I was a young girl, but it went unused. Strangely enough, it was because I cherished it so much and was afraid something would go wrong in the construction process where I would ruin it somehow. However, now I am fearless. And having fantasies of spending cold snowy afternoons snuggled into my little studio assembling Toto, Jellia Jamb,...
We’re so detached from our own experience, and so into how we can use that...– Postcards from the Edge
rubber nipples are the new black. →
While quite certainly a novel concept, I’m struck with how people can take the idea of drinking alcohol out of a container that is supposed to be used for baby formula and turn it into a hip thing. Seems like a good idea for those with mommy issues or anyone who likes sucking on rubber nips I suppose. What’s next, drinking a white russian out of a gas can, no?
'tis the season
cocoa rum balls ingredients 1 (12 ounce) package vanilla wafers, crushed 1 1/2 cups chopped nuts 3/4 cup confectioners’ sugar 1/4 cup cocoa 1/2 cup light rum 3 tablespoons light corn syrup 1/8 cup confectioners’ sugar ingredients In a large bowl, combine vanilla wafer crumbs, chopped nuts, 3/4 cup confectioners’ sugar, and cocoa. Mix in rum and corn syrup. Shape...