I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it’s...– Lester Burnham from American Beauty
i love megan fox and i don’t care what anyone says.
copycats: Take On Me by AC Newman originally by...
sandra lee's ten worst dessert disasters →
oh, the tragedy/hilarity that is sandra lee and her “no-bake” recipes.
love is bacon and havarti all baked into one...
and i personally experienced it today at pannenkoeken cafe.
nothing makes me laugh more than commentary on other people’s fugly craft projects.
email i just received
subject: Super Important body: My Banana costume is being sent to your work in addition to my winter gloves.
awesome pampering session taking place. right now.
aroma therapy candles chicago scene self-administered mani homemade smashed sweet potato concoction shameless online window shopping
sade: Worldometers = real time statistics. I know, I know, the word “statistics” is very off-putting, but honestly, this site is amazing. Your jaw will drop. my jaw did drop. this is amazing.
pumpkin soup with blue cheese and bacon →
because i want to eat spicy, pumpkin pie tasting things as a meal. because you can’t always be bothered to try and stick a blender into a stock pot to get the soup creamy (like you have to on most squash/pumpkin soup recipes. because i love blue cheese and fucking bacon.
because without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain’t as sweet.– vanilla sky
post modernism drinking game
RULE ONE: If *anyone*, at any *time*, for any *reason*, believes in, supports, or likes a person, place, or idea, it’s only because they haven’t uncovered the fundamental contradictions underlying it and you are allowed to laugh at them because they are Less Jaded than you. QUALIFICATION ONE: If *everyone* disbelieves in, attacks, or dislikes a person, place, or idea, it’s only...
You know, everyone gives Britney shit for being...
sade: I’ve had this bottle of Fantasy since ‘07 bitchesssssssssss! I was proud owner of the first fragrance, whatever it was called, and i’ll be damned if i didn’t always get compliments on it. i was also, what, a senior in high school?
Backstreet Boys' Brian Littrell Diagnosed With... →
oh god, no! how will i carry on?!