i just tried to follow myself to see if the...
they dont have stop making sense, but it’s cool, they have the kd lang dvd!
peach stealing monkeys
new favorite band name of the moment.
and i was like, whaaaat..like?! you know what i mean?– a very articulate young woman on the el. and no, i have no clue what you mean.
they were banging. awkward.
dear upstairs neighbors,
what the hell happened in your life in the last 48 hours that you are pounding away at my ceiling so?
just saw rob zombie shopping at strange cargo
love you, grey gardens
Edith 'Little Edie' Bouvier Beale: You can't have your cake and eat it, too in life.
Edith 'Big Edie' Bouvier Beale: Oh, yes, I did. I did, I had my cake, loved it, masticated it, chewed it and had everything I wanted.
i knew it was time to leave when 'paparazzi'...
robsten??? REALLY????? →
g*dd*mmit, guys, really?? seriously? i am sad in an unspeakable way for the state of our pop culture. don’t even get me started on the ‘twihard’ mom set.
try our new patti mello, it’s a marshmallow shaped like a bitch!– my manager, on naming new candies after people
a car hit the side of the bus i was on today. and the bus wasn’t moving. fail!
to the man on the bus who called me a tramp and...
you may or may not have fallen on hard financial times? yeahhh… me too. you may or may not be crazy or not right in the head? yeahhh… me too. you are out of excuses And kicked off the bus. i win!
it's turning into a day of puzzles, tom waits, and...
and maybe some pre-made popcorn and aimless online shopping. and i am not ashamed.
and we're getting sentimental in 3...2...1...
shout out to momma skwiat, who bought me all the cool lisa frank folders back in the day. i think i owned just about one of every design, including these. and yeah, this too
sticks and stones may break your bones, but fabulous will get you most places.– miss j
twin cinema is just about the only thing that is...
thanks, new pornographers.
things i don't want to talk about but am going to...
how this is what pops up when i am googling shit for work research on cartoon gorillas.
The 'Fuck It' Diet by Margaret Cho →
it says everything about what a ‘diet’ really should be.
sorry you had to walk halfway to my apartment...
but it made me feel pretty awesome that you cared that much. thank you.
Kuma's Reintroduces the Thanksgiving-Themed... →
can i get a hell yes.
movie marathon at work with labyrinth and the...
childhood dreams are taking place right. now.