December 2009
30 posts
this is by far the stupidest business i have ever... →
here’s an idea: instead of paying $12 for 3 ugly, mismatched socks, go out and pay the same for 3 entire pairs?
i’m legitimately pissed off that some jackass out here is making money off of a sock plight that i run into on a daily basis.
“I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27...”
– Snooki
Don’t even lie. You would watch the hell out of that.
…guilty!
(via sade)
i'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the...
i mean, i love “bad romance” as much as the next person, but one has to wonder, you know?
trying to watch the empire strikes back on spike...
Fairytale of New York — The Pogues featuring...
my ‘tumblarity’ is back down to zero and i have no idea what that means.
he just introduced himself to me as JT Magic.
do people really name their kids this way or is my new neighbor a porn star? draw your own conclusions.
i have the uncanny ability to watch a movie's...
i dont’ really get it, but it happens ALL THE TIME.
and... no one cares! →
how to get everyone to love you
make nutella pain aux chocolat! and here’s how. you’ll need:
a few packages of pre-made dough boy croissant dough
a jar of nutella
unwrap the croissant dough per usual. cut croissant pieces in half so it’s more finger-food appropriate…. or don’t (but a fully sized one of these babies really is sinful, you’ve been warned. ) spread the nutella all up in the...
two thoughts swimming around my wasted head
what kind of new low have i hit?
how in the world did i make it to work this morning?
he laughed at me and held open the door
and i have to ask myself, how bad bad of shape am i in this morning, really?
i am an epic fail.
waited for bus over 15 minutes in a (almost literal) shitstorm of snow and slush.
was locked out of apartment.
got an evening phone call that almost sent me into a heart attack and definitely reduced me to a hyperventilating catastrophe.
was locked out of apartment… again.
kids, the lesson is that sometimes it’s better to not leave the house when you awake in the morning. now...
it was meeeee!!!!
Neighbor: Excuse me, but were you knocking on the ceiling?
Me: Yes, sorry, I'm kind of a square when it comes to loud subwoofers, it would be super cool if you could turn them down a little bit.
Neighbor: No, it's cool, sorry about that! I know someone else thought I was being loud when I first moved in...
Me: Really? (in my mind, i automatically see where this is going...)
Neighbor: Yeah, they wrote a note that said the whole building could hear me, excuse my launguage, f*cking. And they put a smily face. One day, I am going to find them...
Me: Yikes, awkward! That is Terrrible!!!
guys, it’s been quite a while since i have gotten into shopping for clothes. in fact, mostly i just get weirded out by most female fashions whenever i go into a store (leggings, one sleeved shirts say wha?!) but i’ll be damned if i’m not drooling all over my laptop as i’m cruising through the anthropologie website.
surprise, surprise. →
guys, i find nothing more shocking. nothing.