do you know what i just discovered i find seriously annoying? when restaurants list the appetizers as “appeteasers”. not only is it silly and stupid, but i get the completely bizarre visualization of someone using a mozzarella stick or boneless buffalo wing as a french tickler.
i.e. vs. e.g. →
even a grammar buff like myself isn’t above messing these two up every once in a while.
i’m a housewife, but i’m also… a stripper.– nene, the real housewives of atlanta (love her, i’m completely on the nene bandwagon)
i dreamt last night i was dating michael cera
and i’m not quite sure what that means.
i drank sparks for the first time the other day
it was also the last time. by the wise age of 24, you would think i would know better to avoid energy drink/malt beverages at all costs.
actual words in the scrabble dictionary
jiggy footsy so much for trying to avoid slang and jargon at all costs; the scrabble dictionary plays by rules all its own.
on why ace of base did not author the song whose...
a: i think ace of base wrote that song
t: please, when that song was written, ace of base were still teenagers necking in the graveyard
the amount of things that can be accumulated over an 8 month period is staggering. i’m in total trouble come moving day.
pretty soon the cookie monster won’t be called the cookie monster, he will...– trejo, on the subject of the new sanitization of sesame street . creature of interest… hilarious.
i'm going to drink town →
while broke hipster was pretty much the greatest for a while, now it just seems like they repeat the same things over and over again without adding anything new to the mix. i’ve switched my specials guide over to drinktown… they have every special in the city, seriously.
RIP, Sylvia Schur →
where would the world be today without betty crocker recipes and cran-apple juice?
after looking at entire season’s worth of wedding photos, i reallllllly want to have a wedding reception party. all of the fun, none of the commitment. the blueprint kinda looks like the following: dan will play hubby, i’m the blushing bride swanky bar/lounge classy finger foods cupcake tree open bar dj photographer do people actually do these? oh wait
call me judgmental, but i find it terribly ironic that anyone studying fashion design/merchandizing would be wearing a furry hot pink northface something or other.
gmail is down, panic ensues
i was just talking about this with angelo and jeff the other day: what would happen if the internet just suddenly went awry and was on permanent hiatus until further notice? would there be riots? would there be looting? would there be mass panic in the streets and anarchy? it sounds ludicrous, but it’s such a huge part of everyone’s life nowadays, it’s undeniable that people...
the brits are playing at my house um, anything...