it’s sunday night and i’m on tumblr and shopping on modcloth, all while on my 2nd bowl of cereal and pretending that i don’t have to be getting ready for work in another 12 hours.
Will someone please explain to me why people wear hats with animal ears?
just you wait, this place is like an abusive boyfriend. it will make you cry and...– anonymous work source
why am i still here why am i still here why am i...
trying to eat my full capacity of kashi to make this some kind of worthwhile.
big bowl of sugary cereal jersey shore marathon laughing at bad commercials with ang big glass of grapefruit juice looking at pictures of french bulldog puppies via the internets realizing tomorrow is a no-work day. this sunday is turning into something purely awesome.
i am going to miss falling asleep next to you this...
but i’m also thinking, hell yeah now i can finish twilight! this is sad.
i bet [when the cameras are off] he eats hot pockets.– angelo, on bear grylls and his eating habits on man vs. wild
someone just tried to friend me on facebook who...
first off, what exactly is meant by chupachup? request denied.
i'm starting to fall back in love with all the...
and it makes me feel kind of old.
That’s why I don’t eat lobster or anything like that cause...– Snooki
after all my shit-talking on twilight, i'm...
i actually like it. oh my god what’s happening to me?!
zombies and burgers
it’s saturday afternoon and it’s alllllll about left for dead 2 and kumas corner.
died and gone to heaven.
and the heaven is a workplace that has a free cereal station! WIN.
what is wrong with my mother
mom: are you alone in your apartment right now?
mom: i don't know quite how to say this, so i'm just going to go ahead and throw this out there.
mom: when you are done ______ (sorry guys, had edit his out because who Knows who reads this thing. take your best guess), you absolutely have to make sure you pee.
me: oh. my. god. mom, we are not talking about this right now or ever again.