February 2010
31 posts
over the afternoon cookie cake, the conversation...
when you find out a little *too* much about your coworkers.
okay, my mom just got a facebook
and i’m kind of freaking out in a completely irrational way.
tentative weekend folly
friday night, taking myself out to dinner at the chicago diner
going to a dog show to see my boyfriend’s dad’s wife show her terriers (and damn it all if i’m not excited about it because of the possibility of seeing french bulldogs)
saturday night? ladies night at a casino in indiana.
i can only go ahead and make wild guesses on sunday, but it will probably involve sweat...
i'm eating my homemade chocolate chip banana bread...
‘cause i am wayyyyy bad like that.
to see my high maintenance manager's face when i...
way to make me feel like a freak, girl.
coincidentally, we are going to oprah’s mani pedi place in a few weeks. first experiences!
i couldn't even begin to tell you why i bother...
because unless you are a bag of stacy’s pita chips, i have little use for you and will basically treat you like you are stupid and don’t know what you’re talking about.
so there i am at walgreens at 9 am on a saturday...
guys, this is my life.
she told me she met her husband of 10 years after...
valentine’s day (the movie), eat your heart out. this is the shit that’s real romance.
look, i get that i'm nearing my mid-twenties,
but i am always so effing surprised at how many people in my graduating class are either married or have kids.
!!!
the best part of today was getting to eat a beard...
chocolate cream-filled eclair cream puff, y’all.
on my list of things to do this year. →
I am offended by the use of an Arcade Fire song in...
synecdoche:
oldfilmsflicker:
OFFENDED.
they licensed it to nfl so they could give all the money to a haitian-relief charity :/
so far my possible valentines day options are...
i am soooo serious, guys, this is the best i can do.
this is a superbowl that is going to be less...
drunken trivial pursuit.
carla: out of every 5 car seats, how many are used incorrectly?
angelo: 1 out of 7.
to the line that wrapped around the corner at...
i’m not judging you, but i’m kind of judging you.
seriously, does it get any tackier than toddlers and tiaras?
this made me literally laugh out loud on the bus. →
aaaaannnnddddd i look certifiably crazy in public once again.
i'm attempting to delete all of my facebook...
this is me trying to be more mysterious.
there is no way this can't end awkwardly.
look, you seem nice, but it’s going to be hard to take you seriously if you’re spelling “good” like “gud” in a text message.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo →
