spontaneous shopping moment of the day.
i just bought the world’s craziest/cutest platform sandals. 2 inch platforms, 6 INCH HEEL. the shoe salesman kept spoon feeding me complements and momma couldn’t turn him down. they are the sex and i don’t care that i am taller than everyone with them on.
ps. your blog sucks.
not that mine is any good by Any means, but seriously, i’m getting embarrassed for you whenever you decide to update your facebook status to inform us all that you have updated your online teen barbie diary. almost as embarrassed as i am even blogging about this.
important domestic conversations
me: are you talking to yourself?
angelo: yeah, shhhhhhhh
drunk at mercat wiki'ing when the last dawson's...
very important things.
Hugh Hefner Saves the Hollywood Sign From Land... →
we just made a list of things we still need to get...
kit-kat clock funny/awesome fridge magnets skull toilet brush holder
it's 8 pm on a saturday night and i'm making rice...
what is wrong with me.
angelo is bring me home a #2 value meal from...
this is the best kind of relationship.
have drank entirely too much italian roast
it’s hard to write coherent emails when your heart is about to jump out of your chest and it feels like party time.
that explains why she got all weird on me when i jokingly said that bi people were being greedy.
I don’t trust anyone who does their own hair. I don’t think...– Dolly Parton, Steel Magnolias
oh no she didn't! →
i had a badass sandwich today
oven roasted turkey brie pesto tomato basil foccaccia peppers this is my life now, guys. the most interesting thing that happens anymore.
it's been a long day.
time to self-medicate!
i don't care how many times it's on e!, i will...
because jay baruchel is my favorite.
hungover and watching 500 days of summer
this is what happens when you start drinking at company functions at 9 in the morning.
i got lost coming home from work today.
i don’t know how, and i don’t know why. but there i was, somehow on lower wacker stepping over a homeless person thinking, ‘i might as well kiss this phone and ipod good-bye ‘cause i’m about to get mugged in a serious way.”’
i hate when people voluntarily throw out...
like for instance, out of the clear blue sky, a girl in my class today is all, “i have never eaten a pickle before. i mean, that isn’t That weird is it?” Clearly looking for everyone to be, “omg, Whaaaattt?!” i’m sitting there thinking, “^&*(@#$)(&#^%!!”
hearing blink 182 makes me instantly feel like i'm...
Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to...– Eloi Cole, the man who tried to sabotage the Large Hadron Collider yesterday while also claiming he was from the future. I lol’ed at the phrase “communist chocolate hellhole”.
on my way walk home from work i saw a security guy...
and i mean hardcore-open-mouthed-tongue-wagging-boob-grabbing-making out. a few thoughts: 1. LOL 2. this is a nice, quiet midwestern town, ya’ll, not the f**king new york city subway.