so before my current squeeze, i dated this one other man. we met at an indie boutique, we went to a cubs game, whatever. super nice and cool, but i knew it wouldn’t work when he starts getting detailed on really emotionally personal business on the first date. i like to keep that event casual, knowwutimsayin? in any case, i haven’t spoken to him in over a year, give or take.
ANYWAYS. so fast forward to the present and i log into trinket’s facebook (i’m the ghostwriter, guys) after basically forever and i see this stranger requesting her friend information. and i’m like, “so-and-so who?” i begin to look at his pictures and wouldn’t you know that it’s this guy?
it’s important to recognize the fact that i myself am not facebook friends with this person, so i’m really thrown as to how he knew to add trinket, my family’s dog. i’m also kind of freaked out. and the weirdest part is that he is now kind of doing this whole grunge hipster thing and is only in photographs solo or with other boys. sooooo yeah, there’s that.