that futuresexlovesounds is The best pop album of the 2000’s.
today at work isn't completely crazy and...
if i’m not going one hundred miles a minute, i get confused.
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brb holding my head in my hands.
Hahahahaha Charlie St. Cloud.
sade: “Every evening I play catch with my dead brother” Oh…cool…yeah, no I’m just gonna get an appetizer I’m not super hungry. Oh shit, is that my phone? No, most people can’t hear it I just got a really high pitched ringtone that only I can hear…Oh no! My friend’s in trouble, I actually have to goooo…but maybe we can have some hot schizophrenic sex later this week? The Perfect response to...
true bloods plot lines and dialogues are most...
WHY CAN’T I QUIT YOU.
so long story short, mom and dad have had a bird family living in one of their hanging baskets outdoors for the past two months. the birds are in the process of raising their chicks in a nest and at this point they are days away from being able to fly from the nest. So Anyway, this morning my mom is all up in the birds’ business and manages to scare the living hell out of them, enough to...
cover me!– my mom trying to get me to provide ‘back-up’ from the totally pissed off parents of the bird babies that were literally divebombing her
i’m tired, cranky, and destroying families!– my mom, in reference to this morning’s bird drama
gearing up for my best girl's wedding tomorrow
getting dressed up, sipping champagne, and riding around in disco’ed out limos will always be at the top of the ‘most important things’ list.
not getting the concept that facebook is for...
yeah, so just because we hung out, like, Twice and you wanted to bone but i wasn’t having Any of that doesn’t mean you get to send me “what’s up omg it’s been sooo long!” messages. especially ones that are for the sole purpose of letting me know you are now engaged and living in dallas. that’s, uh, cool i guess?