January 2011
39 posts
The Obvious Child, by Paul Simon
I have no place...
Just talking about meals with Dan
D: Want to hear something to make you feel sknny? I was having a bowl of granola and halfway through I just decided cookies were better.
Me: HA, that is amazing
D: So i'm having a bowl full of cookies for breakfast.
Me: What kind?
D: Always the important questions...
Went and chopped off all my hair today into a cute...
Biiiiiiig job interview coming up on Friday that’s more or less for all the marbles and I best be looking fresh to death.
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glued in front of the tv with a beer watching the...
nothing kills my buzz quicker than when someone picks up their acoustic during a party and starts playing as soon as i start getting
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just found out there's a place in chicago where...
my lady friend’s birthday is tomorrow and we are going to this french market over in the west loop to eat pastoral’s free cheese and champagne (gotta love ‘free sample day’.) anyways, taking a peek at the vendors on the market website and what do i see?
gonna be snacking so hard.
“now i just need to find the energy and courage to put on pants and leave my...”
– my #1 best boy, dan: voice of a generation.
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“I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have...”
– ..and this year’s miz baby jane hudson wet blanket stuffy-ass bitch award goes to… Gweneth Paltrow!
mel just showed jess this revelation in internet...
now i have two readers. thanks, guys!
dear coke talk →
didn’t realize that coke talk had her own advice column. have been reading past entries for the better part of yesterday afternoon/this morning and have been doing a slow clap after reading most of her responses.
Know what's the worst?
sade:
When you’re around people you don’t know very well and you take the comedic leap and say something SORTA RACIST but really really fucking funny, and you’re like “okay this isn’t racist enough for people to think that I am actually a racist” and then nobody laughs.
this is me giving no fucks on the new zodiac.
i have more invested interest in this mahjong game i’m playing right now (i know it’s super embarrassing) to give you an idea.
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supposed to go out with my girlfriend tonight
but what i reaaallly want to do is grab a bottle of wine couch side and watch the new jersey shore.
lol omfg just go ahead and shoot me.
went to this networking thing at a bar downtown over a month back and probably partied a little harder than you should at a networking event. met a few gross older singles with my girlfriend and basically have hilarious stories for later. this is what i do for fun because, well, it’s hella fun in it’s own way.
flash forward to now when photos have surfaced on the event’s site....
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just had the world's best idea.
and it’s really simple: gonna apply to proctor and gamble as an associate (read: Junior) manager. because how incredible, not to mention appropriate, would it be if somehow, just Somehow, i landed that position for pantene?
this is me having mad awesome daydreams right now about the endless amount of amusing situations, not limited to my old, tired, stupid excuse for a manager coming up...
going to get a chocolate milkshake because fuck...
i briefly talked to dan about wanting to go get a large coldstone with cake batter ice cream, oreos, cake pieces, cookie dough, and then frying the whole thing like a fried ice cream, but instead using actual fried chicken skin vs. sugar and cinnamon. then realized that coldstone doesn’t even exist in chicago anymore to my knowledge. fuck everything, seriously.
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just having mild mental breakdowns, nbd
increased rent by $400 a month? no job? should probably just go buy myself a brand new car to drive myself off a cliff with.
so, went to this led zeppelin cover band last...
and ended up at one of the VIP tables with several 55+-year-old men. it really just consisted of me drinking $50 worth of their beer and listening to stories of how they used to get super stoned in a ‘76 monte carlo listening to zeppelin. one of the guys was also a candy distributor for a living and kept making jokes about luring little children with candy.
Just finished taking a "personality profile" test...
I’m thinking it went A) really well, or B) the employer is now running, not walking, away absolutely terrified.
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just talking to my #1 best boy dan
and noting how nothing shocks us anymore. that one guy finally came out that he likes boys? snore, came to that conclusion on my own through fb about 4 years ago. she’s back with her old highschool boyfriend, but only on the sly vs. publicly? quaint, now let me get back to my stories on the tv.
i just… i don’t care. boring boring and more boring. happenings of this quality are...
loaded cocoa
here’s a bad-ass recipe for some hot cocoa with boozek. it starts off with your typical packets of swiss miss (because i’m lazy like that), but turns into something awesome. trust. here’s what you’ll need:
cocoa packets (i use two because i’m chunky)
2% milk (skim for me because i’m still trying to somewhat detox from the holidays)
good quality dark...
discussions on our new years. new year, same ol'...
d: happy new year skank.
me: i'm crippled by the aftermath of numnums and ketel one.
d: i'm crippled by a bruised rib i got in a prolonged street fight with the hooker.
me: scuse me?
d: last night was confusing. my hooker surprised me at [work]. then made out with tons of other dudes. then made out in public with me. a first. told me he loved me.
me: ...
d: then hit on another guy right in front of me which turned into a big street fight between us. happy new year.