November 2011
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“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. It’s...”
– Daniel Craig, on the Kardashians. The slow clap is happening right now in my little corner of the universe.
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Oh, you know, not much: Thanksgiving at boyfriend’s was a drunken mess complete with all the sloppy horrible holiday shenanigans one can imagine, including his beyond-fucked-up cousin who kept saying he was going to punch someone in the vagina while the bf’s grandma was on the verge of tears. Talk about family dysfunction. There wasn’t enough bottles of wine to make that an...
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I really shouldn't be allowed to watch Toddlers...
Someone named their 4-year-old Aniston. Another spray-tanned a toddler. My mind can’t take it.
My Chicago crew is not unlike the cast from It's...
Every weekend starts out with good intentions and quickly veers into bad decision territory. Thing is, we have the uncanny ability to justify just about anything.
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Do You Remember Delia's 1999 Catalog? →
Um, fuck yeah I do. Welcome to the black hole where all my babysitting/newspaper delivery money went. So much hope, glitter, and wide leg jeans.
Also, I totally had that entire outfit in slide 6. And the stackable eyeshadow. That’s right.
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I can't even tell you how beautiful it is outside....
Good thing I just bought a huge Italian sub and am now headed to a darkened theatre to see Lars Von Trier’s latest.
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Currently enjoying a Bored to Death 'cocktail'. →
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