December 2011
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The Most Unexpectedly Awesome Gift Award for 2011
Has to go to the Cheesecakes Factory gift card from my rad aunt. Yeah, that place has been overrun by out of towners for years and it’s Kind of embarrasing, but I have to say, I have a legit soft spot for CF. Their salmon firecrackers rolls and french vanilla cheesecakes are fucking good. Sue me, bitch.
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I recently told a stranger at a bar that I'm not...
Two seconds later, I realized that that’s more of a metaphor for my life than anything else, really.
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I need inspiration to leave the house right now.
Despite the fact it’s Friday, it’s cold as tits and I’m a hot mess generally speaking. Someone please tempt me with food, drinks, or treats.
Edit: my famous artist friend is having a party sponsored by Three Floyds. My bitch ass just found the light and a taxi.
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This sounds like a choir of angelic pussies.
– A, on Bon Iver.
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All day long, people have been pissing on me and...
It began with my cat pissing on my shoes this morning and only went downhill from there. Someone can just go ahead and kill me already.