December 2011
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The Most Unexpectedly Awesome Gift Award for 2011
Has to go to the Cheesecakes Factory gift card from my rad aunt. Yeah, that place has been overrun by out of towners for years and it’s Kind of embarrasing, but I have to say, I have a legit soft spot for CF. Their salmon firecrackers rolls and french vanilla cheesecakes are fucking good. Sue me, bitch.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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I recently told a stranger at a bar that I'm not...
Two seconds later, I realized that that’s more of a metaphor for my life than anything else, really.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 11th
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I need inspiration to leave the house right now.
Despite the fact it’s Friday, it’s cold as tits and I’m a hot mess generally speaking. Someone please tempt me with food, drinks, or treats. Edit: my famous artist friend is having a party sponsored by Three Floyds. My bitch ass just found the light and a taxi.
Dec 10th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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“This sounds like a choir of angelic pussies.”
– A, on Bon Iver.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
All day long, people have been pissing on me and...
It began with my cat pissing on my shoes this morning and only went downhill from there. Someone can just go ahead and kill me already.
Dec 1st