February 2011
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The go-to party song so far for 2011.
Watching tv and this cat food commercial just...
So now our cats are on a diet too? I don’t even… I mean, is this really necessary?
Sitting inside and hoping, Praying, that winter...
Literally on Yelp right now looking up all the rooftop bars downtown and planning a bar crawl that will never be less than a hundred feet in the air. Come on, summer.
“I told my friend I needed the 4 Ds: drugs, drinks, dancing and dicks.”
– This wild, devil-may-care bitch I consider to be one my besties.
Sometimes, there is just nothing left to say. →
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Academy admits it can't stop Banksy from accepting... →
Oh rly? Because honestly, if you are going to do a big reveal about your completely hidden persona, you’re going to pick the Oscars. Please. They really need to stop flattering themselves.
Oh, and if you haven’t seen Exit Through the Gift Shop, get thee to Netflix insta-watch.
Too poor to buy one at the store, and too lazy to...
Ugh. Dear God I’m so glad this thing is semi-anonymous.
“ Do we want to watch When Speedboats Attack, or that show about the 600 lb...”
– me, hashing out the choices of Sunday night television.
Did the narrator on this show really just pronounce the name Jose, “Joe-say”? Then again, it Is the TLC special “The Man Who Lost His Face.”
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Watching Top Gun and singing along to Danger Zone.
I don’t even know who I am anymore.
About a year behind on this, but finally saw The...
Of course, Andrew Garfield was looking fucking beautiful as always.
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Ate my fave pad see ewe at Cozy's and now...
Born this way.
Miz Baby Jane Hudson: Twitter Edition
I’m expanding my empire to Twitter, y’all. We’ll see what happens, as this is a pretty unknown space for me. My personal one more or less crashed and burned, so why not try it out on my alter ego? It’s going to be the same ol’ trash talking, but now in 140 characters or less.
Amazing Soda Fountain for Wine →
Oh, snap. I don’t know where the nearest Wegman’s is, but talk about the best invention of 2011.
via Consumerist
Watched the “documentary” Catfish last night.
Is it real? Meh, have my doubts. The timing is a little Tooo perfect. But is the story intriguing? Did I actually empathize and invest my emotion in not only the protagonist, but the more deceitful characters as well? Well, the answer is yes to both. It’s a super interesting look into the world of social networking, and hell, if I was single, you can bet I’d be thinking twice before looking into...
Ugh, About to lose it on this guy behind me on the...
He’s been talking on the phone with LL Bean sales representatives trying to order boots for at least 50 minutes. At Least. Should he order the 8inch or the 6inch, the size 9 or the size 10, the navy or the brown with khaki trim?
Brb gonna take out my earrings and let him know how it is.
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Look, all I'm saying is that the post down below...
Would Hardly label myself as your traditional Catholic, but what can I say, that’s my special lady friend.
Peggy Olsen doing Excedrin commercials? Justin...
Wow, I’m really overestimating the integrity of famous people. SMH.
The Today Show just described diet soda as sexy...
…the fuck? What does that even mean?
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Just have to talk about some deep thoughts touched...
A and I were sitting in bed last night, self-medicated with red wine among other things, and I am giggling like mad over him eating a graham cracker. I know, like I said, self-medicated.
He starts to talk about the history of the graham cracker, and how it was created for the sole purpose of keeping the youth from sexing each other; something about whole grains taking out all of the teenage lust...
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Just sitting here reminiscing about my first...
Just remember surfing back in elementary school during computer class and accidentally going to whitehouse.com (the now defunct porn site) instead of whitehouse.org. And then there was the embarrassing obsession with Beanie Babies… visiting Ty.com and using all of Queen of All Saints’ ink cartridges printing out pictures and descriptions of every single Beanie Baby. Oh god, I’d...
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California Mom Sues Nutella Hazelnut Spread... →
Some basic housewife with no life just done went and sued Nutella. Because it isn’t healthy. This touches on one of my Biggest pet peeves: people that want free handouts like they earned it, when it’s really just about them not taking personal responsibility for their own actions (in this case, not reading the fucking nutrition label). Don’t even get me started on the fact she...
“”Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for...”
– Joel Rosenberg
'The White Stripes belong to you now': Jack and... →
UGH THE WORST. I loved them, can’t believe it’s over now for real.
Dear Coke Talk: On noisy neighbors. →
I recently moved into a new condo in a new city. My neighbours have EXTREMELY loud sex. Well, it’s mainly her faking it but anyway… The walls are paper-thin. Their sessions are ruining my sleep. I swear next time I see her I will pull her into my apartment and fuck her so that she screams for…
As someone who has lived next door to loud fucking neighbors, I am crying and slow clapping...
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Don't think I have told the story yet on how I...
Not A list or anything, but I do have a legitimate friendship with someone who’s been on a show on Bravo. We met when I went to New York and was at The Knitting Factory watching another friend’s band. Totally bonded and whatnot. Great guy.
Anyways! Fast forward to an evening later and I’m rambling about town with him and his friends, out-dancing them at the New York Beauty Bar,...
Watched the movie Chloe last night and I have to...
I wish there were more movies like this. Look, no one is calling this the most thoughtful film to come out of 2009 or anything, but in my mind, there is nothing greater than a ‘bad’ movie that knows it’s bad. I like top Oscar picks (so don’t go worrying about me), but all in all have never been one to turn down an erotic thriller with a sexy young escort who wants to seduce...
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Watching the biggest weather cluster f*ck I have...
Hearing thunder and seeing lightning as it’s snowing and blowing at 50 mph. A true phenomenon I have never even heard of before or thought possible before this season.
