I really shouldn't be allowed to work from home because all I end up doing is buying stuff online.
I’m not kidding either. Just today alone, I bought a dress (a beautiful little Karen Zambos number that will look fantastic for some wild summer days) and a few albums from iTunes. Oh, and then a bottle of nail polish from the neighborhood CVS. Yikes.
“Faggots and miniature pet monkeys. Purses are cliche. You train a monkey to carry your keys and money for you.”—The response from my fashion boytoy when I ask him what I should be looking for as a new bag this season.
Color me surprised on the shocking nature of this news.
Oddly enough, I was just talking to D about how funny it is that their shitty food is so overpriced, and yet you can walk in a get a Beefeater martini in a Huge glass for $7.So you know what, whatever. When I show up at the OG, you’re going to know it isn’t for the unlimited salad and breadsticks.
Probably worked harder this weekend than the rest of the week
but I’m not complaing. That’s the thing about working for a startup; with the possible big names/clients that are about to shake our hands and sign their name on the dotted line, I’m willing to pretty much jump whenever they tell me to. And you can tell already they love me for that.
Let’s not kid ourselves though, it wasn’t all work. My man’s 1 of 2 birthday parties was this weekend and we blew the ceiling off the joint. You don’t get a letter from the building saying that they received a Ton of noise complaints and will call the cops next time for nothing, you know? All in all, think the neighbors could use a lesson in stop being pussies and just tell us to quiet down themselves, but it’s okay; we are coming back for round 2 next weekend, so they can get ready and break out the earplugs.
Considering my completely blind love and adoration for The Black Keys, this wasn’t exactly an easy read. And by that, I mean that sometimes it’s hard to remember that people you really admire that seem to have it Made are in fact real people with real problems just like the rest of us. Hell, didn’t even know Patrick was married so there’s that too.