Seriously regretting my decision to go into work today. I was 2 seconds away from calling in sick, buying 1/2 the mag rack from cvs, and holing up in a hot bathtub trying to ride out this shitty weather.
Instead, I’m at work on southwest’s website, toying with the idea of buying a one-way to LA, never to return to Chicago (the new Seattle) again.
“No, that’s a Ponzi scheme, this would be a pyramid business.”—My boss, talking to me about the new company structure. No no, don’t worry about me, this shitshow is now a pyramid scheme, so no, nothing to worry about here. Not at all.
Bitch is walkin’ on sunshine while I’m walking on eggshells at my job. Yesterday was fairly bleak in more ways than one, and hell, this corny mess is about the only bit getting me out of bed and helping me remember to not take the whole thing too seriously.