Packing for mom's side's family reunion this...
If I know them like I think I do, it’s going to be a lot of margarita and wine-soaked cackling, grandma jumping in the pool with her clothes on, and some weird drama going on between 4 of the sisters and the black sheep sister who keeps bringing over married men in their early 70’s. Typical.
If anyone is trying to think of a gift idea for my... →
Jesus Christ has anyone here seen that ASPCA...
I’m sitting here crying real tears over this, no joke. Sarah McLaughlin’s anti animal cruelty ad has nothing, Nothing, on this one. A is watching my reaction like I have mental issues or something.
My previously unrealized 2011 "resolution" has...
Never take work-life too seriously, no matter how much you depend on that pay check.
If the back half of this year is anything like the...
I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.– Gweneth Paltrow
You know that feeling when you're watching actors...
Experiencing that right now with Battle: Los Angeles. It’s pretty terrible.
Just remembered my gf and I bought tix this...
Yeah, well, no regrets, it’s going to be Kudi, Ben Folds, and an honest to goodness return to my teen self. I can’t fucking wait.
D and I on True Blood and why porn doesn't do it...
Me: I link you the music video of all music videos (Aaron Carter's "Come Get It" which is a different story all together) and you have nothing to say?
D: I was watching True Blood!
Me: Meehhhhh... it's just so out of control at this point... I had to get stoned to the point of only being semi lucid to actually watch last season. And, well, "watch" is being generous.
D: Oh please, its not that bad! It's trash. You watch for titties and blood.
Me: Im one of those obnoxious people who needs some semblance of a plot to actually enjoy the tits and blood which is most likely why most porn just doesnt do it for me. Because I need plot! Fuck, I'm pretty much Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights.