Packing for mom's side's family reunion this weekend.
If I know them like I think I do, it’s going to be a lot of margarita and wine-soaked cackling, grandma jumping in the pool with her clothes on, and some weird drama going on between 4 of the sisters and the black sheep sister who keeps bringing over married men in their early 70’s. Typical.
D and I on True Blood and why porn doesn't do it for me.
Me:I link you the music video of all music videos (Aaron Carter's "Come Get It" which is a different story all together) and you have nothing to say?
D:I was watching True Blood!
Me:Meehhhhh... it's just so out of control at this point... I had to get stoned to the point of only being semi lucid to actually watch last season. And, well, "watch" is being generous.
D:Oh please, its not that bad! It's trash. You watch for titties and blood.
Me:Im one of those obnoxious people who needs some semblance of a plot to actually enjoy the tits and blood which is most likely why most porn just doesnt do it for me. Because I need plot! Fuck, I'm pretty much Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights.