August 2011
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My name is Peggy Olsen and I want to smoke marijuana.
– Peggy Olsen, Mad Men. And now I want to light up a j. With Peggy Olsen.
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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter....
– Kurt Vonnegut (via pastichepastiche)
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Anti-Gay Indiana State Rep Caught Exchanging Money... →
Well then… surprise fucking surprise.
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He was “I love you, man”-level drunk.
– A, on his top boss at last night’s company party. Hell, can’t exactly judge though seeing as how we were all knocking them back with a few (poorly chosen) Malort shots for good measure. Yeah, deserving every moment of this hangover right now.
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To the old men who keep coming into my store
No, please, go ahead. take all of my samples. It’s really supposed to be one per customer, so no, really, just go on and eat 6 or 7. Better yet? Eat more than one at once because you’re bald, overweight, and damn, you deserve it.
Also, good thing you monkey-suit wearers keep letting me know that you’re married. Chances are that my pleasant disposition has everything to do with...